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Friday, September 4, 2015

Satire: Kuching Seksi Malaya challenges Harimau Malaya to a soccer match





[Pixs of models for illustration purpose only]


AN OPEN CHALLENGE TO HARIMAU MALAYA


“We, Kuching Seksi Malaya, hereby issue a challenge to Harimau Malaya to a soccer match,” says Monica Miao, captain of the team (right pix).

“Since they disgraced Malaysia by losing 10-0 to United Arab Emirates in a World Cup qualifier, they are only fit to play soccer against women.”

Arching an eyebrow, Monica flashes a grin. “We're confident of beating Harimau Malaya because our uniforms alone would make their knobbly knees shake in their shorts. What's at stake? The losing team eats their soccer boots! Deal?"

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