Friday, September 4, 2015
Satire: Kuching Seksi Malaya challenges Harimau Malaya to a soccer match
[Pixs of models for illustration purpose only]
AN OPEN CHALLENGE TO HARIMAU MALAYA
“We, Kuching Seksi Malaya, hereby issue a challenge to Harimau Malaya to a soccer match,” says Monica Miao, captain of the team (right pix).
“Since they disgraced Malaysia by losing 10-0 to United Arab Emirates in a World Cup qualifier, they are only fit to play soccer against women.”
Arching an eyebrow, Monica flashes a grin. “We're confident of beating Harimau Malaya because our uniforms alone would make their knobbly knees shake in their shorts. What's at stake? The losing team eats their soccer boots! Deal?"