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Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Jessica of Hot Legs Nitelub & Karaoke gives Chow Kah tip how to pick up a beautiful woman




[Pixs of models for illustration purpose only]

“Still reading that e-book on how to get a beautiful girlfriend, Chow Kah?” Jessica (pix above) asks.

Chow Kah strokes the back of Jessica's head gently. “Yes, I’m half-way through.”

“Please lend it to me when you’re done with it,” says Hussein, seated across Chow Kah.

“Sure, no problem,” says Chow Kah. He takes a gulp of his Asahi Premium Beer, puts the mug down and turns to look at Jessica, “Any tips from you, Jess? You’re a beautiful woman. Many guys have tried to pick you up before. You should know what works and what doesn’t.”

“Okay. My advice is that ‘Can I buy you a drink?’ is stale. A beautiful woman has heard it countless times. So, a better approach is to sidle up to her and ask ‘Hi there! Aren’t you going to buy me drink?’ " She raises her eyebrows. "See the difference between the two approaches? So, if she responds with 'Why should I’ or if she laughs, follow up with ‘If you meet a handsome man, you should buy him a drink, shouldn’t you?’ ”

“Wow! That’s a creative pick-up line, but I’m not handsome,” says Chow Kah.

“Never mind,” says Wati (pix below). “A display of self-confidence and humour are qualities that attract women.”




“Indeed a great suggestion,” says Chow Kah, nodding in agreement. “I’ll try it some day.”

“Why not now?” suggests Wati. “Just now, I saw a group of office workers sitting at the bar. A bunch of men and women, all in their early twenties.”

Rising from the sofa, Jessica takes a few strides to the door, opens it and sticks her head out. “They’re still there. I can see their backs.”

Chow Kah goes to the doorway and looks out. “There’s a babe wearing pants and dress shirt. She’s got nice silky long hair. Also tall -- that's my taste.” Chow Kah rubs his hands gleefully, eyes sparkling with interest. “Come guys, watch me in action.” He strides out of the karaoke room.

Jessica, Wati, Hussein and I stand in the doorway to look. I catch a whiff of perfume from the two women.

I see Chow Kah swagger up to the long-haired girl in pants and talk to her over her shoulder.

Chow Kah suddenly strides back to the karaoke room, his face as red as a lobster, while Wati (pix below) giggles. "What happened," she asks.



The long-haired babe whom Chow Kah tries to pick up turns around (bottom pix) and Wati shrieks, "Kantoi!"





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2 comments:

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