Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Hot, sexy Malay girls: karaoke lounges in KL to book them for a fling

[Pixs of models for illustration purpose only]

Want to play lustful games with tongue and fingers with a vampish Malay GRO (aka hostess)? Or explore the soft curves of her tender flesh while singing your favourite songs? Maybe drink the sweetest nectar from her velvet cup? Here’re a few karaoke spots that will make the blood of passion swell in you. Just tell the Mamasan what you want and she will bring the erotic lady-of-pleasure for your wet, hungry consumption.

D’Boss Club
Wisma Pan Dynasty
Jalan Loke Yew
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-9223-3888
[D’Boss grabbed attention several years back when one of its GROs was fined by the KL Magistrate’s Court for indecent coyote dancing; in fact, its GROs have had skirmishes with the law more than once.]

Sapphire Club
7th floor, Menara MAA
Jalan Dewan Bahasa & Pustaka
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-7728-9588
[Seeking privacy for your philandering? Tucked in Menara MAA in a secluded corner of the city, Sapphire has lots of action in the karaoke rooms, according to postings in a sex forum website.]

Rich City Karaoke & KTV Lounge
Lot 500-1-1, Wisma Indah
Jalan Tun Razak
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-9200-9510

Cherry Blossom
Basement, Sun Complex
Jalan Bukit Bintang
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-2144-4895
[Just 15 to 30 minutes' stroll from the hotels along Jalan Bukit Bintang.]

De Swan
Wisma Teo Swee Kian
Jalan 1/77, Off Jln Bukit Bintang
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-2145-7668
[Only a beer can’s throw away from Sun Complex.]

Emico KTV
Lorong Loke Yew
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-9221-0218
[Mostly patronized by locals and located in the city outskirt. Used to be a low-class nightclub a decade ago, with countless motorcycles parked outside then, but has re-invented itself.]

Gold Mine KTV Lounge
Jalan Jejaka 9
Taman Maluri, Cheras
Kuala Lumpur
[Popular with local Chinese patrons, and located in a housing area. Gained notoriety many years ago when the KL Magistrate’s Court fined one of its GROs for table-top dancing -- she was only clad in a G-string.]

New Subaru KTV
5th Floor, Kompleks Wilayah
Jalan Munshi Abdullah
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-2698-0851

Champion Club
Lot PT18, Jalan Gelang
Off Jalan Sungai Besi
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03- 9222-3111
[Despite being badly located, this club often has expensive cars parked outside; housed within its premises is also a spa -- with or without hanky-panky service is up to you.]

Mercury Club
No. 32-38 Jalan 19/3
Petaling Jaya
Tel: 03-7954-7448
[Though Mercury is not in KL, I have included it in this list because lau jiao (Hokkien for “veteran”) nightclubbers claim their Malay gurls are lust-invoking and daring. Uh eiah boh? ["True or not?"] Of course, uh eiah!

Crystal KTV
Lot 673, Ground Floor, Block B
Damansara Intan
Jalan SS20/27
Petaling Jaya
Tel: 03-7728-9588
[A few years back, one of Crystal's GROs -- a Malay sex kitten in her 20's -- was raped, sodomised and murdered in her apartment. One of her regular clients was arrested and charged in court, but was not convicted because of insufficient evidence.]

Apphire KTV
No. 48, Jalan Metro Pudu 2
Fraser Business Park
Off Jalan Yew, KL
Tel: 03-9222-5727
[Just tell the taxi driver that the Park used to be the site of the Fraser & Nerve factory, and he will know how to get you there. Apphire KTV is next to a 7-Eleven store.]

Palace Bar
28, Warisan Cityview
Block N, Jalan 3/93A
Taman Maluri, KL
Tel: 03-9205 6280
[Opposite Jaya Jusco Taman Maluri and is a private membership club. Their website claims they render "assistance at roadblocks." ]

Sunway Butterfly KTV
No. 56, Jalan PJS 8/6
Dataran Mentari
Bandar Sunway, PJ
Tel: 03-5637-4281
[Supreme Council Members of Kai Zong Association (literally means "Chicken Worm" in Cantonese or "Kaki Perumpuan" in Malay language) swear the Malay GROs in Butterfly KTV are pleasing to the eyes and blood-churning to the loins -- you see them, you buay tahan. (can't resist.)]

Last but not least, I must mention that a few karaoke clubs in the commercial blocks adjoining Fahrenheit 88 (not within the premises of the mall) are also worth checking out.


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