Perched on a bar stool in Hot Legs Niteclub, Mummy Lulu taps the screen of her cell phone. “This is the procedure I’m going for next week.” She hands her cell phone to me and downs the contents of her shot glass.
Today’s Monday and the nightclub is bigger than its clientele. Sporting Afro hairdo, Mummy Lulu has on a faux leather jacket and reflective shades. Neon lights from a Carlsberg advertisement on a wall bounce off her jacket and I smell hair spray and perfume and vodka.
I swivel on my bar stool, watch the video and return the cell phone back to her. “Why do you need this?” I throw my head back and take a few gulps of my Phuket Lager Beer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqf4hETfRJw&list=WL&index=100
“My toy boy cheated on me.” Mummy Lulu twiddles her thumb on her cell phone again. “That’s him, young, handsome. But of late, he gave excuses not to fuck me, always say got headache. One day, I checked his wallet, found glow-in-the-dark condoms inside.” Her features twist into a scowl. “I asked why he needed to go to prostitutes and he said my pussy’s loose, no fun to fuck.” Her mouth turns into a half-moon and, in the next instance, her voice brims with hope. “This treatment will tighten my pussy, will make him faithful to me.”
“How did you meet your toy boy?”
“In a ladies' nightclub in Shanghai. I applied a work permit for him and brought him back."
“What!” My eyebrows rise to my thinning hairline. “These kind of places exist in the Paris of the East?”
“Shanghai has changed a lot. When was the last time you went there?” Mummy Lulu cocks her head and I find myself counting the faint lines crimping her crimson mouth. “You should write Shanghai Undercover, reveal all the naughty spots there.”
“Where’s the vaginal clinic? In Bangkok?”
“Nope, in KL.” Mummy Lulu shows me the screen of her cell phone again. “This is the clinic I’m going to, in Bandar Utama.”
https://cosmedic.com.my/laser-vagina-rejuvenation/
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