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Inside the hall of Hot Legs Nightclub & Karaoke, bartender Ajay takes out a bell from under the counter and rings it. “Last call! Last call! We close in fifteen minutes."
Chow
Kah lifts his stein to his lips and upends it. “My next stop is a naughty spa!”
He
wipes froth from his upper lip with a handkerchief. “Can I give you a lift home, Jessica?”
“Sure.”
Jessica uncrosses her legs, pulls the hem of her miniskirt down and sits
upright. “Why go to a spa for a fling? Pick up women instead.” She
adjusts a bra stap.
Chow
Kah takes out the chits in the bin on the table and looks at them. “Oh? How?”
He tugs out his wallet from his side trouser pocket, slips out some money notes
and puts them on the table.
Jessica tosses her long hair back and rises to her full height of five-feet-five on
her stilettos. “I’ll tell you when we’re in your car.” She pushes her chair
back under the round table.
Ten minutes later, Jessica is sitting in the passsenger seat of Chow Kah's jalopy.
“There’re
ways to seduce a woman into bed, Chow Kah.” She points to the left with a forefinger, its red nail varnish reflecting lights from the dashboard. “Go down
that lane, will bypass the jam, and head down Old Klang Road.”
Chow
Kah manoeuvres his car in the direction indicated. “So, what’s your technique to
lure a woman into bed?”
“First,
realise that buying a girl a drink and taking her back to your pad happens only in movies. To seduce your victim-to-be, err—I mean female friend, to bed, you
must get close to her, know her well, bond with her.”
“Can
we be soulmates, Jessica? Give each other a shoulder to cry on? Share mutual
happy moments?”
“Ah…you’re
learning fast! You’re trying to use my first guideline on me. Sorry to
disappoint with you, it won’t work with me." Jessica releases a little-girl giggle. "So, let me continue. The next step
is get naughty with her. Text her messages after work or call her and chit-chat
with her. Note her reaction. Does she respond warmly or is she cold towards
those phone calls. If she responds well, it is time to get bold. You can now
test the water with more daring text messages or sexual innuendoes.”
Chow
Kah toots his horn. “Time frame?”
“At
least two months in the first step. After that, if she doesn’t distance herself
away from you, you can take her to a lonely spot. Maybe Titwangsa Lake Garden or Templer’s Park
or Metropolitan Park. Park the car out
of view of snoopy eyes, and move into her personal space.” She leans sideways
until her shoulder nearly touches Chow Kah’s. “Something like this.” Jessica sits
upright again and chews on a finger. “Observe how she reacts. If she doesn’t back away, start
touching her. Run your fingers lightly over her hand. You get the drift? But
don’t go too far. Just build up her sexual tension. Then call it a night.
"If
you or your female friend stays alone, of course, there’re more opportunities
to be alone with her. So, the first battle is now won. Continue with nightly
phone calls and SMS-es with sexual innuendoes. But during working hours, just
behave normally.” She points ahead. “Make a right turn there.” She pauses. “Don’t
even mention what happened the previous evening. Pretend like it never
happened. Confuse her about your intentions. And don’t boast about your
evening's exploits to any male friend— such gossip is sure to get back to her
if your friends know her. We humans are creatures of habit. When she's used to
the light petting, you can proceed to more intimate touching and gradually,
she'll be happy to hop into bed with you.”
Chow
Kah places his hand on Jessica’s lap.
Jessica
flashes a side gaze at Chow Kah. “Why don’t you use both hands?”
"Fondle your lap with both hands?"
/end
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