“Start
the journey early, so that means having enough sleep the night before,” says
Debbie Ding (pix above), leaning back on the leather car seat. “Before the
journey, you should send your car to a workshop mechanic for an inspection. Ask
him to look for frayed belts, worn brake pads, loose wires, level of water in
radiator and suchlike. If your tyres are bald, change them immediately. Prefer travelling along the
highways to trunk roads.” She opens the car door a crack and screens down the
window. “Trunk roads are notorious for accidents during festive seasons. If you are travelling with children, bring
some toys, finger snacks and games to keep them occupied. Have a potty and a
few plastic bags ready.
“The
night before, put a few damp face towels in a plastic bag and leave them in the
fridge. Take them with you for the journey. Use them to wipe your face once in
a while to stay fresh and alert. Don’t drink too much water unless you don’t
mind taking a leak behind a bush as rest stops beside highways will be packed
with travelers. Never, never multi-task
while driving such as apply lipstick, eat, kiss or use the cellular phone.”
Debbie gets out of the car and rests her butt on the front bonnet (pix below).
"When
driving, remember that there are only two correct positions on the steering
wheel. Nine-and-three and eight-and-four,
corresponding to the numerals on the face of a clock. That means hands on the position
of the numerals nine and three of a clock face or eight and four. Don’t put a hand
on the top of the steering wheel, as the activation of the air bag during an accident will force your arm against your face. Observe speed limits and avoid road hypnotism on straight
roads by occasionally glancing to the sides.
If you love to wear heels, kick them off after getting into the car and change
to flats to drive. Gong Xi Fa Cai and have a safe journey home.”
/end
Kuala Lumpur Undercover II will released in March,
2017
by Monsoon Books, UK
Five Reasons to Buy This Book
§ You simply want to
read fantastic creative non-fiction set in
Kuala Lumpur,
Bangkok, Batam and Tanjung Balai Karimun
§ You want to peep
into the underbelly of these four places
that you never
knew existed
§ You want to know
the temptations that lead weak-willed
men and women to
go astray
§ You want to know
where and how to get the best babes
at the best
prices
§ You want to know
the bobby traps and scams awaiting amateur
night-clubbers, karaoke aficionados
and johns-wannabes
/end
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