Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Satire: Sweet old lady, Ah-Hong Poh, shocked that Chinese herbal medicine subject to GST
[Pix of model for illustration purpose only]
I raise a finger to my lips. "Sssssh! You want to be charged for sedition?"
Ah-Hong Poh breaks down and sobs. "I cannot afford the increased cost of living." She dabs her wet eyes with a handkerchief. "I'm going to recycle my sanitary pads since they're also subject to GST. Maybe wash them in the fountain at Jalan Maharajalela near the Chan She Shu Yuen Temple to save on water." She replaces her hankerchief in her pocket. "Is coffin subject to GST?"