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Tuesday, October 15, 2019

Bald men are sexy, say Jessica and Wati of Hot Legs Nightclub



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Chow Kah cuts a grilled prawn into halves and transfers one piece to Jessica’s plate. “Darling, you know any hair loss products you can recommend to me?”

“Thanks, honey.” Seated beside Chow Kah, Jessica runs her fingers through her hair.  “Why?” She pours more beer into his willybecher.

Across the round table, Hussein and Wati are engrossed in a tete-a-tete and chewing on grilled food.  

Jessica, Wati, Chow Kah, Hussein and I are sitting at Mongolian BBQ at Tengkat Tong Shin, KL.  Situated outside a 7-Eleven store, the stall is decorated with colourful lanterns.   

Chow Kah lifts his mug and takes a big swallow. “I’m losing my hair.” He puts the willybecher down. “Yesterday, I noticed lots of hair sticking to the soap I used. At this rate, I’ll be bald pretty soon.”

Smiling, Jessica turns sideways to look at Chow Kah’s forehead. “Honey, why are you so hung up on hair? A bald man can still look sexy other things being equal.”

Wati suddenly tosses her gaze from Hussein to Chow Kah. “Don’t be conscious of lack of hair. There’re a few pros with being bald. A bald man looks tidier as there is no sticky hair plastered to the head on a hot day or after he has played sports.” She spears a grilled squid and sinks her teeth into it.

I flit my gaze across the faces of the two bomb shells. “Are bald men sexy, to both of you at least?”

“In a way, yes.” Jessica uncrosses her shapely legs and sits straighter. “Bald men are more mature as they don’t hide behind wigs. A guy who carries a small comb in his back pocket and combs his hair at every opportunity reeks of boyishness.”

Hussein raises his eye brows.  “Bald men are also more self-confident. They have the guts to sport a shiny pate, and are less obsessed with their looks.” He drapes an arm over the shoulder of Wati and pecks her on the cheek.

“Oh, darling,” Wati says, chuckling, “you’re balding—that’s why you say that!”

Jessica rests an elbow on the table and leans her face against her hand. “Yes, balding men accept change. They know their body is ageing and accept it.” She pauses to adjust a bra strap. “Yet they’re still active sexually because of their high testosterone levels. This is the culprit that causes hair loss.”

Wati looks at Jessica. “In fact, Albert Mannes published a research paper in the journal Social Psychological & Personality Science stating that though bald men were perceived to be less attractive, they were perceived to have more leadership qualities and to be more masculine."

Chow Kah asks: “Who’s Albert Mannes?”

“Tssssk!” Wati lifts a can of 100 Plus and takes a swallow. “The sauce is spicy.” She puts the can down. “Albert Mannes’s a lecturer in the University of Pennsylvania.”

I chip in, “Anyhow, a man can compensate for his baldness by keeping a moustache, a beard or a goatee."

Jessica scrunches up her face. “My goodness, a bald man with facial hair looks like a villain in a movie! Also looks lecherous."

Hussein pulls out a piece of tissue paper from his shirt pocket. “But he’s bound to be memorable to the people he meets.” He wipes his lips and squashes the paper into a ball. “He will stand out in a party or a business conference.” He slips the wadded tissue beside his plate.

A waitress brings a platter  containing five pieces of  grilled mutton.

“Oooooh, such a nice smell!” Jessica lifts a fork and spoon. “Do you know that men who’re bald in front of their heads are good thinkers? Those bald at the back of their heads’re good lovers.” She transfers a piece of mutton to Chow Kah’s plate. “Be careful, honey, it’s hot.”

Hussein asks: “No kidding, Jess?”

“No kidding what?”

“No kidding that men who’re bald in front of their heads are good thinkers, while those bald at the back of their heads are good lovers.”

Jessica flicks her gaze up from her plate. “Of course—proven by scientific research!”

I ask: “What about those bald both in front and back?”

Jessica smiles. “They only think they’re good lovers. All talk no action.”


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---Trailer on YouTube for my novel "Burma Road Driver, Resistance Fighter"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrU4fJIEBJk&t=7s


---Video on YouTube on Malaysian artist Stephie Stephiel's Monochrome-Colour Collection
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