Nightclubber Hussein gets offer of a threesome

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A woman saunters up the bar to Hussein. “How about buying me a drink?” she asks. “You’re handsome.” She is wearing an empire waistline dress and shag hairstyle.

“Sure, order anything you want,” Hussein says. “How shall I address you?” He’s sitting on a bar stool in Hot Legs Niteclub & Karaoke.

“Call me Lina, short for Mazlina.” To the bartender: “Bloody Mary.”

They sip their drinks and chat about the Budget 2013 and The Innocence of Muslims. When they have nothing to talk, Hussein’s eyes stray to the GROs walking about in the nightclub.

“Want short time with me?” Lina puts an arm over Hussein’s shoulder.

Hussein is curious. “Er...how much?”

“Two hundred.”

Hussein shakes his head. In her forties, the hooker is almost ten years older than him.

“I give you special package. We do a mother-and-daughter threesome. Only two hundred fifty.”

Wow! Her daughter should be in her early twenties only. “What about room?”

“We can use my apartment in Kampung Baru."

"It's a deal." Hussein smiles.

"Want to travel by taxi or go in your car?"

“Let's go in my car.”

Half an hour later, Lina and Hussein are in the former’s bedroom. It is furnished with a double-bed and attached bathroom. The door swings open and the third participant-to-be toddles in.

“This is my mother,” Lina says. “Come, let’s start.”

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