“This is one of the worst cases of bad feng shui I’ve ever seen,” groans Sifu Sabrina

 

“Look at this photo.” Sifu Sabrina holds up a print with her manicured thumb and forefinger. “The client wanted a consultation on Skype after sending me photos of different parts of his single-storey bungalow in JB. This pix shows the garage.  A side door from the garage leads to the living room. There’s also a main door in front. The garage’s cluttered with trash and shoes on racks, including a washing machine.” The female sifu shakes her head, her long tresses quivering along with the movement. “No wonder the owner’s facing bickering with partners, back-stabbing by staff, and quarrels with wifey.” 

“Remedy?” I ask, craning my neck forward for a closer look.

“Put rubbish in a store room. In this case, at least install closets  so that all trash is concealed. And the washing machine that promotes disharmony because of its vicious spin cycle should be shifted to another spot. Other actions can also be taken” — the feng shui doll cracks a wry grin— “but I won't reveal them or I'll go out of business. Remember, always keep a place uncluttered.”

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