“See?” Papa-san Yap gestures at the computer screen in front of him. “Vagina ozone therapy’s available in Jakarta.”
Mummy Lulu rounds Yap’s desk
and stands beside him to watch the video. “Benefits of the therapy?”
“From what I’ve read on the internet, ozone therapy cleanses the feminine parts of dirty stuff.” Papa-san Yap leans back in his chair. “So there’s less chance of infections like thrush or chlamydia.”
Mummy Lulu fishes out her
smartphone from her pants pocket. “I’m calling my travel agent now! I want to book
a return air ticket to Jakarta for tomorrow.”
/end
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