Thursday, October 1, 2015
Chow Kah goes to optometrist for eye test
[Pixs of models for illustration purpose only]
"Mr. Ang Chow Kah, please read the first row," the optometrist says.
Holding his spectacles in his hand, Chow Kah sits up straight. "F - P."
"T - O - Z."
Chow Kah squints. "Blur! I can't see anything."
The optometrist flips on a pictorial eye test chart on the slide projector. "Here's another chart. Can you see the bottom row?"
"Yes! Yes! First topless girl on the left is wearing beige G--string with red straps; second girl's wearing red G-string and showing her back; third girl is topless and has one arm across her boobs; four girl is --"
The optometrist lets out a whistle. "Golly! You've 20/20 vision when ogling at women."