Thursday, October 1, 2015

Chow Kah goes to optometrist for eye test

[Pixs of models for illustration purpose only]

"Mr. Ang Chow Kah, please read the first row," the optometrist says.

Holding his spectacles in his hand, Chow Kah sits up straight. "F - P."

"Second row?"

"T - O - Z."

"Third row?"

Chow Kah squints. "Blur! I can't see anything."

The optometrist flips on a pictorial eye test chart on the slide projector. "Here's another chart. Can you see the bottom row?"

"Yes! Yes! First topless girl on the left is wearing beige G--string with red straps; second girl's wearing red G-string and showing her back; third girl is topless and has one arm across her boobs; four girl is --"

The optometrist lets out a whistle. "Golly! You've 20/20 vision when ogling at women."


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