Satire: Ah-Pit Poh disallowed counter service because of her short skirt but she's overjoyed!

[Pix of model for illustration purpose only]

“This morning, I went to the town council to pay my bills but a security guard outside the building refused to let me enter,” Ah-Pit Poh says (pix above). “He said my skirt is above my knees so -- to use his own words -- it’s sangat mengghairahkan and indecent. Those two words mean ‘arousing sexual desire.’ ” A grin spreads across her face. “Then I noticed his crotch became a big bulge! Whoopee! I’m so pleased a holy and pious security guard finds me sexually appealing!”

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