Satire: A Chow Kit hooker gives her views on the chopping off of thieves' hands under hudud

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"Excuse me, Miss, are you a working girl?" asks Chow Kah.

"Yes, I am," the night-butterfly replies.

"There's been lot of talk about using a mini guillotine to hack off the hands of thieves in our country when hudud is implemented. Are you in favour or against it?"

"Of course, I'm against it."

Chow Kah furrows his eyebrows. "May I know why?" he asks.

"A man without hands cannot take off his pants!"

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