Nightclub hostess Wati of Hot Legs Nightclub advises all readers to drive home carefully for the reunion dinner

"Hi, Guys! It's me, Wati, GRO No. 128 of Hot Legs Nightclub & Karaoke. In the spirit of 1Malaysia, I wish all readers of The Wordslinger a "Happy Chinese New Year". Please drive home safely for your reunion dinner. Don't be a mangled corpse. Wet kisses!"

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