Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Satire: "I've low self-esteem! I need cheap publicity!"

"I've low self-esteem! I need cheap publicity! Now, who can I pick a fight with? Bah! I knew too late that Donnie Yen was in Malacca! Otherwise I'd have disrupted his meet-the-fans session! It'd sure have gotten my name in the online gutter news portals which thrive on sensationalism.  They like to kiss the assholes of racists by highlighting their seditious statements. Ah... I can still pick on that unscrupulous handphone trader. Here...I come! Oops, I forgot my brass knuckles!"


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