Friday, October 8, 2010

China dolls' helicopter sex service a big hit with customers

[Pix of model for illustration purpose only]

It's here at last! The famous helicopter sex service that made Shanghai's brothels famous is now available in Kuala Lumpur, and it is offered by a handful of China-doll sex workers.

Basically, the woman and man are in a reverse missionary position. While in union–YAAAAAHAAAAA!- the woman spins herself round the customer's body like a propeller spinning around the top of a helicopter. Lying on her tummy, she lifts her arms and legs high, and her partner helps to maintain the spinning momentum. "It was a fantastic experience!" said businessman Tony (not his real name), who tasted this hard-to-get forbidden fruit with a China-doll sex-worker in a massage parlour in Cheras. "After the helicopter reverse missionary, we did it again in normal missionary, with me doing the spinning."

Another variation is the helicopter oral sex with the woman turning round while performing fellatio (in Shanghai's brothels, the woman hangs herself upside down from a rope and spins furiously like a circus acrobat.) Warning: these acts can injure the man's thingy if something goes wrong. Sex-workers offering these services command a premium price; they are usually not pretty and are hardened professionals in the trade. And they have a long waiting list of clients. Where to get such service in KL? Well, ask VIP customers of brothels or any as-friendly-as-an-insurance-agent pimp.


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